(via letseatburgers, mymindwandersoff)
I must be not jealous.
(via kbabylopez)
Which way is the bus below traveling?
To the left or to the right?
Can’t make up your mind?
Look carefully at the picture again.
Still don’t know?
Preschoolers all over the United States
were shown this picture and asked the same question.
90% of the…
(via poeticheartache, theblogyoulove)
Ano ba talaga ako sayo?
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Ang gulo kasi eh, kung alam mo lang.
Mahirap din kaya sa part ko.
Nalilito na ko.
Di ko na alam kung anong gagawin ko.
Di mo man lang magawang mag-hi sakin sa school.
Lagi nga tayong nagkikita, nagkakadaanan, di ka naman umiimik.
Parang wala lang sayo lahat eh.
One day Satan and Jesus were having a conversation.
Satan had just departed from the Garden of Eden, and he was gloating and boasting.
“Yes, sir, I just caught a World full of people down there. I set me a trap and used a little bait. I knew they couldn’t resist. Got ‘em all!”
“What are you going to do with them?” Jesus asked.
Satan replied, “Oh, I’m gonna have fun! I’m gonna teach them how to marry and divorce each other, how to hate and abuse each other, how to drink and smoke and curse. I’m gonna teach them how to invent guns and bombs and kill each other. I’m really gonna have fun!”
“And what will you do when you get done with them?” Jesus asked.
“Oh, I’ll kill ‘em,” Satan glared proudly.
“How much do you want for them?” Jesus asked
“Oh, you don’t want those people. They ain’t no good. See, you’ll take them and they’ll just hate you. They’ll spit on you, curse you then kill you. You don’t want those people!!”
“How much?” He asked again.
Satan looked at Jesus and sneered, “All your blood, tears, and your life.”
Jesus said without hesitation, “DONE!”
Then He paid the price.
- Isn’t it funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the World’s going to Hell?
- Isn’t it funny how someone can say “I believe in God” out and still follow Satan?
- Isn’t it funny how you can re-post a thousand jokes through blogs and they spread like wildfire, but when you start posting messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing?
- Isn’t it funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what God thinks of me.
- I pray, for everyone who re-posts this, they will be blessed by God in a way special for them
- If You Love God… And, are not ashamed of all the marvelous things HE has done for you
Of course I like so many things about him, but I’ll stick to just 5 things, okay?
- First of all, I like it that he’s the eldest in their family. Eldest and only son. He has 3 sisters, and I like that because I know how protective he can with his sisters.
- I like it that he’s being serious with…
JUST.
PRESS.
PLAY.
(via letseatburgers, stephenjames)
Of course not. Who the hell are you kidding? Sure, you might not be like those other guys, but what you did was. And do you honestly think I won’t be mad because you said it was for my own good? I fail to believe that. You told me you wanted us to be together again, then when I was finally going…
Kapag na-late ng gising. Kapag nalaglag ang cellphone. Kapag may naiwanan, lalo na kung para sa school. Kapag nag-GM tapos hindi pa pala unli. Kapag inis sa teacher at magulang. Kapag nawalan ng pera. Kapag may nakalimutang gawing home works. Kapag pinalitan mo pa ang tama mong sagot sa exam/quiz. Kapag napagalitan at nakakarinig ng walang humpay na sermon. Kapag naghihintay para sa wala (hal: Magkikita daw sa mall, ‘di naman pala pupunta.) Kapag nadulas ka. Kapag ginulat ka. Kapag minura ka.
(via juanplusjuan)
